Bare Bones

My hotel room is so cheap, it doesnt even come with soap.  No shampoo either.  And only one towel.
I had to go to the front desk and get all sinister looking in order to intimidate the guy enough to go looking.  He looked in a box behind the telephone, with all the rubber bands and paper clips.  I gather he doesnt get a lot of requests for soap or conditioner.
No wonder Europeans smell when they travel.